• 就算又是连着几场被踢出大名单,然后又听到传闻说要被交换到 最 讨 厌 的本菲卡去,也犯不着跟自己的头发过不去吧!

    你说是不是啊?里卡多.我是各种转会的筹码.夸雷斯马同学……

  • 2010-04-10

    背景帝你好

    “队长复活将战德比,唯有他可率秃鹰走出低谷”

    对不起,我们说的是路易松,不是说你——努诺.第一队长.戈麦斯先生

  • The Jersey

    Today, I took part in a friendly match arranged by my brother's classmates and played awful.At the break time,I saw my 'team mates' sitting at the corner and probably they were discussing about my Benfica jersey  .After a long time,one of them finally shouted to me:

    'Hey you LAZIO GUY  ,would you like some drinks?'

     

    FML!

  • 2010-03-17

    炒方便面

    先煮后炒即可,建议配料是冰箱里以前吃火锅剩下的鱼丸,还有万能的番茄酱

    稍微炒焦一点味道反而会比较好——缺点就是刷锅子的时候会有点麻烦

     

    等等,好像只是把普通泡面折腾成了飞碟炒面……?

    无聊……………………………………………………………………………

  • 2010-03-15

    不许笑

    原文:
    要有自己的的活法,在心灵深处构筑独自的“自由王国”。(扯!)

    今天早上权威砖家们发布的答案:
    we, after the discovery of our individual way of living, build our own “Realm of Liberty” in the depths of our minds. (很专业,但意思还是很扯!)

    然后想起昨天我一边得意的偷笑一边写下的译文:
    follow your heart,then you can be the king of your own Free Kingdom.

    我觉得还是我翻得比较好,既简单又到位 - -|||

    其实是受这句台词的影响实在太深了………………